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True Homies!

R U A TRUE HOMIE?!

I think I laughed at the moronicness at the ASCII below for a good 10 minutes. And yet I guarantee you I’ll see this on one of my friend’s wall sometime soon!


IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE”
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Sorry For Getting You Pregnant

There’s not better way to express your sorrow than by a public Facebook wall posting:

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_***__________**_________***__
_***______SORRY FOR______***_
_***_______GETTING_______***_
__***________YOU_______***___
___***_____PREGNANT___***____
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You Were Here

Be sure to take out the “Your Name” and put your own there!

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WHERE ARE YOU? :-)
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Peek-A-Boo

This little peek-a-boo guy is freaking awesome!

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PEEK-A-BOO!

Funny Face


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You Smell

Trust me, I would have posted this on my roommate’s wall 24/7 had Facebook been around back then!


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Bitch Slap

Let everybody know who’s boss by slapping them around!


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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BITCH SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MY BITCH!
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