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I know I’m a few months behind on this, but I choose to think that I’m actually going ahead and getting my drink on for the 2008 St. Pat’s Day!

I hate crap like this Facebook ASCII, but people seem to love it, so…

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|SEXY BITCH TRUCK ‘|”"”;..,___.
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“(@ )’(@)”"”"*|(@)(@)*****(@)

ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 sexy
bitches, IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW
YOURE REALLY a sexy bitch! IF YOU BREAK THE cHAIN,
YOULL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS
IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS a sexy bitch
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All girls love teddy bears, right?

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This one submitted by Paul. Thanks!

R U A TRUE HOMIE?!

I think I laughed at the moronicness at the ASCII below for a good 10 minutes. And yet I guarantee you I’ll see this on one of my friend’s wall sometime soon!

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE”
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Facebook, Facebook ASCII, Facebook Wall Art

There’s not better way to express your sorrow than by a public Facebook wall posting:

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Facebook ASCII, Facebook, Pregnant

I know a ton of people who like to post these “chain comments” on their friend’s wall. I even do it sometimes, except I post something like what you see below on a guy’s wall, just to mess with ‘em!

YOU’VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE 15 PRETTIEST GIRLS! ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HiT, YOU HAVE TO HiT 15 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HiT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY! iF YOU BREAK THE CHAiN, YOU’LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LiKE ALL OUR iMiTATORS. SO HiT PRETTY GiRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY’RE PRETTY…*

If you get a dozen your loved!!
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Facebook, Facebook ASCII, Facebook Wall Art