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“Goob” does a better job at answering Facebook customers’ emails than the real thing

I just wanted to say thanks to Valleywag and Nicholas Carlson for featuring some of the Facebook Idiots posts I’ve made over the past few months. I’m all for self-deprecating humor, but it’s nice to make fun of complete strangers sometimes. It’s even nicer when others can laugh along with me!

Heck, you know what, I’ll throw this out there for the millionth time as well. I don’t work for Facebook. FacebookTALK.com and Facebook.com aren’t the same damn site. They don’t even look the same! Stop e-mailing me for Facebook tech support!

There. If I get any more e-mails after this post, I’ll officially have zero amount of compassion for publishing their e-mail and pointing out their stupidity.

Stupid Ads Rip Off Facebook

Has anybody else noticed the rash of new ads popping up around the net that are basically rip offs of Facebook’s buttons? Take for instance the ad below, which I saw this morning on WWTDD.

Facebook buttons ripped off in ads.

What’s up with that? I would link to the company that’s using the ads, but after looking at their site myself, I’ve decided not to subject anybody else to viewing it. Good lord, it’s a horrible site. For starters, the page loads with some annoying teenage girl verbally giving you a stupid sales pitch. And just in case you don’t get the point that a girl is talking to you through your speakers, it has the chick down in the corner of the page moving around as she talks to you. Who the hell comes up with these ideas and thinks they’ll be good for a website? To make the site even more enjoyable, when you try to close it, you’re greeted with a few million popups and warning boxes asking “ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT TO LEAVE?!” Sites like these are what’s wrong with the Internet.

Oh, wait, I was supposed to be talking about how they’re ripping off Facebook’s buttons to hawk some crappy ringtones. Eh, screw it, the site sucks and don’t bother clicking on their ads. Case closed.

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How To Build A Facebook Application

While messing around with the App In A Box feature that I wrote about a few days ago, I got to wondering: How exactly do you create a Facebook application? I’m no coder, as I’m sure the layout of this website shows, but I still like learning new things especially when it has to do with Facebook.

So after googling around for a minute, I found a great article written, by Gareth Rushgrove, that breaks down how to build a Facebook application. In all honesty, it’s pretty long and in depth, so you might want to grab a refreshing beverage and soft chair before you settle in and start reading. As for me, I’m off to work on creating a few apps now!

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Facebook’s Original Users Want It To Stop Sucking

Read Write Web has a new article up titled 15 questions for an early Facebook user where as the name suggests, an early Facebook user answers 15 basic questions. Honestly, if you needed me to explain that to you, perhaps you shouldn’t be on the Internet. The point of me linking to this interview, however, is to point out the following two question and answers that I completely agree with. Mainly, they highlight the fact that Facebook’s original users are already lamenting about the “good old days” and wondering why Facebook now sucks so much with their point and cluttery applications.

What is the social impact of Facebook? How did it change the way you keep in touch with your friends?

When Mark Zuckerberg initially launched Facebook, everyone in my age bracket wanted to be on it. The first version didn’t have any of the fancy applications and tools - we could just message, poke and befriend. It was too flat. Who cares how many friends you have on Facebook, it’s not like you can DO anything with them.

When they started to add new features like the wall, photo albums, video capabilities, and groups, people became more interested. But then Facebook took it too far. Now I find Facebook to be a suffocating bombardment of useless applications and features. I prefer an older version of just the basics - messaging, walls, photos and groups.

Now I’m getting invitations to be join Zombies and Vampires, while attending Happy Hour (online). As great as it sounds to accumulate drinks from friends on Facebook, it’s not still as good as having them [offline]! The latest upgrades on Facebook seem to be geared to a younger audience, which doesn’t make sense to me, since nearly 71% of its users are 25 or older.

Facebook messaging is a more casual form of emailing. Private messages are quick and convenient, because they can be sent out to an entire Facebook group that is dedicated to a specific purpose. ‘Wall posts’ are fun and can be interactive. They allow users to not only message their friends, but are also seen by others - this creates a sense of voyeurism where people can observe/keep track of what their friends are saying.

How did the Facebook platform changed enhance your usage of Facebook?
It didn’t enhance my usage. With time, I find myself using Facebook less and less. I check it less frequently.

Amen sister. I’ve always wanted to say that. Anyways, this small sample size only goes to further prove the argument I’ve been making for a while now. Facebook’s original generation is going to soon be leaving it in droves, not because they want to, but because Facebook has left us. Of course, Facebook doesn’t want to roll back the clock and hit the reset button to prevent themselves from releasing these stupid, pointless damn applications. Because that would cost them too much money! But at the same time, they’re going to find themselves in a precarious situation where the number of people who used to be Facebook addicts are now no longer interested in the site.

Of course, people who have only signed up for Facebook in recent years know no difference and don’t quite understand what all the bitching is about, which is understandable. But that doesn’t change the fact that current-Facebook sucks compared to old-Facebook, hands down.

One more quick, personal example. I signed up for Facebook in October 2004. By the time 2005 had rolled around, about 50 of my current friends had joined the site as well. Of them, probably 10 still check it daily and by this summer, I fully expect that number to be smaller than 5. People are getting fed up with all the clutter on Facebook; stupid application boxes, not being able to tell where content stops and ads begin, being alerted every single time one of your friends has a bowel movement.

It all adds up to a very frustrating experience that leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

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Want To Add An App?

If you can ignore the crappy video quality and slightly annoying, yet thankfully low volumed, music in the background then watch the video below. Some guy let all the Facebook Application spam invites add up and then filmed them for our viewing pleasure.

And this came from only a grand total of 142 friends. Ouch. A list of all the app requests can be found after the jump.

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Are Facebook Ads Effective?

For all the chatter that’s been going on lately about Facebook’s new ad system, Read Write Web wonders if Facebook ads are actually any good at using your profile information to display effective ads. So far? Not even remotely.

I will preface this by saying that last week I changed my profile to say I was engaged as a joke on my friends. Immediately, I started seeing wedding ads on my profile. So the technology is obviously in place, but it’s just not working all that well.

Questionable Facebook ads

Case in point the photo above. Of course, FB Chicks might not object to such an ad, but still. What information triggers that kind of ad? Your sex being set to “male” on your profile? That’s about the only thing I can come up with. For all the favorite TV shows and movies I’ve put in my profile, you’d think that Facebook would be showing me some ads for season box set of Heroes or giftcards to Amazon. But no, as I look at my profile right now, I see ads for Pogo.com and those damn free iPhone ads.

Honestly, is this the best Facebook can do?

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Facebook To Challenge Digg?

Facebook to create a Digg clone?

I just read on ValleyWag that Facebook is testing out a new feature where Facebook employees can vote on news feed items, thus marking what they feel is the most relevant or pointless. As you can see from the picture above, users will have the option to either “plus” or “minus” a news story, thus in effect “teaching” Facebook what you find interesting and what you find boring.

As it stands now, Facebook doesn’t learn much from users when it comes to how we read our news feed. Facebook only has a vague sense of what we read based on the settings that we input for our feed. But even still, how many of you actually read and click on every single news feed item you get on your Facebook home page? If you’re anything like me, you probably click on one or two things, at best. But, like I argued before, this new step is a way for Facebook to really learn what I, and you and everybody else, care to read about. Once this goes live, I will go crazy as I minus every single damn news item that has to do with my friend’s adding applications and if Facebook actually takes my votes into consideration, they’ll finally stop showing me those news items. It’s win-win for both of us, as I’m no longer pained by having to read about them every day and Facebook finally “learns” something else about me, which it can then somehow profit on.

Which leads to my next point, which is how this new feature will go perfectly with the new ads feature that Facebook recently debuted. Think about it. If you constantly tell Facebook that you are interested in when your friends add travel photos, then Facebook will gladly take that information and show you a few more adds for Travelocity than for Nike or Coke. With 50+ million members, this translates into much higher ad results, leading to happier advertisers and more money.

And finally, as I suggested in the title, this is a direct move toward the Digg style of content filtering, where instead of letting the computer decide what you should see and what you shouldn’t, the users are allowed to pick what gets the most attention at the top. It’ll be interesting to see if Facebook users adopt this new feature when it’s released or if it’ll just be another one of the “cool” features that Facebook has rolled out to little fanfare recently.

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