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Well, That’s Healthy

Facebook Talk would like to issue a warning to any of our British readers out there: If a chick named Laura Michaels ever tries to get you in the sack, either run in the opposite direction or make sure you have an entire box of condoms on hand. Why? Because according to her, she’s met over 50 men on Facebook and slept with each of them.

Now, I’m all for sexual promiscuity. It’s what separates us from the apes. Wait, maybe that’s the opposable thumb I’m thinking of. Whatever, the point is chicks who enjoy sex are awesome. Some call me old fashion, though, simply because I demand that my women’s sexual past not include enough people to fill the Superdome.

Facebook Likes Angering Palestinians

Who do you think you are deciding to change the address of a person living in the West Bank of Israel. That land is as much theirs as any other land taken by a victor in war after they were attacked.

Oh. My. God. I can’t tell you how many e-mails like this I’ve received over the past week. The e-mail above is just a small sample of the more sane e-mails I’ve received. I even had a death threat (woo hoo, my first!) that has since been reported to the authorities. Which is funny, because the only address I’ve changed recently is my own.

It took a very docile and well thought out e-mail by a Pastor Bill Randles to finally make me realize what was going on. It helped that he was the only person who both A) didn’t curse at me and B) realized FacebookTalk.com has no affiliation with Facebook.com.

Basically, Facebook started toying with people’s addresses in the West Bank. Initially, people were able to list themselves as residents of Israel. Recently, however, Facebook changed them to Palestine and despite the fact that Facebook now allows people in the area to pick either Israel or Palestine as their home country, I’m still getting daily e-mails from people who are beyond pissed. Did I mention I don’t work for Facebook? I can’t remember if I did or not….

People, it’s Facebook. If I was no longer allowed to pick the US as my home country and instead Facebook only allowed me to select Pluto as my residence, fine. I wouldn’t care! As long as I can still do things which Facebook is mainly used for, you know, like chatting with friends then I’m happy. If people have gotten to the point where they start sending death threats over a website that has nothing to do with the Middle East conflict changing location statuses, then the human race is in a pretty sad state of affairs.

At the same time, Pluto and the US haven’t been at war for the past few generations. Come on, Facebook. What the heck were you thinking here? Did you honestly think nobody would notice when you started changing the residency status of people in the West Bank against their will? It’s one of the most volatile regions in the world, what did you think would happen?

In the end, I can’t help but see this as another mishap in a series of mistakes made by Facebook in the past year or so. Somebody in the corporate office should have seen this coming before the change was made. Hopefully this will make them think twice if they decide to list Taiwan as part of China. Maybe they need to consider hiring a history and international relations major like myself to advise them on things like this.

Did you see what I did there? How I subtly hinted at the fact that while I’d love to, I’M NOT CURRENTLY EMPLOYED BY FACEBOOK! Haha, stop sending me angry e-mails as if I were the person who decided to cancel your account or change your profile!

Fake Facebook Account Lands Man In Jail

Blame it on the traveling guy I am at heart, but I really find foreign news and politics interesting. When I’m able to throw Facebook into the mix as well, all the better!

Fouad Mourtada was sentenced to three years in jail after being arrested on February 5 of this year (wow, I wish our court system moved that quickly) for “stealing the identity of Prince Moulay Rachid, younger brother of King Mohammed VI.” How exactly did he steal Prince Rachid’s identity? Did he set up an elaborate credit card scam using the Prince’s name? Did he go around town getting free favors from people while pretending to be the Prince? No. He made a fake Facebook page for the Prince, which lead to him being convicted of “villainous practices linked to the alleged theft of the [prince's] identity”.

Wow. Morocco is a great country, trust me. But now I’m wondering if I should reconsider deleting my fake Brett Favre page before traveling there again. I wonder if there’s any way to find out if the royal family is huge Packers fans or not…My lame jokes aside though, I find this and other stories like it immensely interesting. In a digital age where people have legally protected identities on-line, where many of our daily transactions and interactions are taking place, this case clearly shows the depth of Facebook. While this would never happen here in the states, the fact that elsewhere in the world a simple Facebook account is held in such high regard is astounding.

Obviously I think the Moroccan courts overreacted and I’m guessing Mr. Mourtada would really appreciate a Facebook representative publicly stating how easy it is to make a fake profile, but those are beside the point. I’m still sitting here amazed over the fact that a guy is now sitting in jail thanks to a fake Facebook account. Wow. That’s all I can say.

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