Facebook Talk

Put the children to bed and grab a hardhat people, because we’re about to venture into a cave full of crazy.

Name: Carey “Bear” Bock
Email: golfgrizzly@gmail.com
Message: DON’T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT TECH SUPPORT!!! COULD YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT THERE E-MAIL IS, OR FOWRWARD THIS MESSAGE TO THEM,THANKS:

WHY DID YOU DISABLE MY ACCOUNT?????? This link is the only way I could find to communicate with you….My name IS Carey Bock!!!!!!! My phone # is (705) 206-2036….Contact me ASAP….You’re basically accusing me of identitiy theft…If you don’t either call me, or reinstate my account….I’m going to sue you for false accusation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want me to fax, or provide proof of photo identification - I can…..How did you come to think the name I used was a fake?????? You should be more careful where you get your info!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I don’t get a phone call, or an e-mail stating my account has been reinstated by July 18, 2008…I will proceed with legal lawsiut againt facebook for false accusation!!!!!

Goob: No, I will not forward your e-mail to Facebook. Instead, I will make fun of you and include you in the next round of Facebook Idiot posts.

Hahaha, wow, you’re going to sue Facebook for false accusations? Oh man, let me know how to turns out for you. That makes about as much sense as me suing you for false intelligence. What does that mean? Who the hell knows, but I can tell you I wouldn’t win a damn thing.

Carey: Sorry about the outburst…was just pissed off. Maybe, then, you can just tell me, why they deactivated my account without attempting to verify my identity by contacting me first???? I would think they would at least attempt to contact me!!!

Goob: There are what, a bazillion people on Facebook? I’m sure they deactivate thousands of accounts every day. They could care less about verifying your information. Create a new account and start all over, because no matter how long you wait or e-mails you send, that old account of yours is never coming back.

Carey: And, can you tell me who I can contact about my account deactivation…an e-mail, or something???

later that day…

Carey: OK - but is there anyway to guarantee they won’t deactivate my account again if I re-open using the same e-mail address?? I’m sure there’s probably some sort of flag on it, or something. Because it took quite a bit of time to get the friends list that I had together. And, would appreciate it if you didn’t out me on the idot posts, seen as how I am a real person.

Goob: Trust me, everybody on the Facebook Idiots page is a real person. That’s half of the appeal.

At this point, it’s July 15 and our e-mail exchange stopped. Since the bear-sized Carey had shown a small smidgen of remorse, I decided not to post all of this. Then out of the blue and unprovoked, I get an e-mail today…

Carey: Hey “GOOB” Guess what!!! they reactivated my account….goes to show what you know don’t it!!! The Facebook support lady was real nice - they actually use their real names. I reported your unprofessional remarks to them as well, and recommended to them that they keep a close eye on people like you, who are claiming to represent their site, and are doing so very unprofesionally. Put that on your idiot posts, you knob!!!!!!

Your wish is my command.

How about we look at this claim that I pretend to be Facebook, shall we? I state at the bottom of this site that FacebookTalk isn’t Facebook. I’ve stated it on various posts as well. I EVEN STATE IT ON THE EFFING CONTACT PAGE RIGHT ABOVE WHERE EACH AND EVERY IDIOT SENDS ME THEIR MORONIC POST! And don’t even get me started on how the domain names are different and this site looks nothing like Facebook…

Some people think I should have sympathy for idiots like Carey. I think those people are morons. But at least they don’t e-mail me and ask for my ridicule.