Facebook Talk

Here’s one of the first back and forth e-mails I had with a Facebook Idiot. The title to this post might say Facebook Idiot #3, but Jagir will always be #1 in my heart. Here’s everything that was exchanged!

name: Jagir Reehal
email: jagzreehal@hotmail.com
message: Hello my name is Jagir Reehal. my msn account and facebook account has been hacked into. I cannot get access to it. I cannot email you from my original msn account because I have not got access to it. Someone is signing onto my facebook account on a regular basis and I would like you to take me off facebook or change my password and send my temporary email adress the new one. The preffered outcome is the second. You may email me back for additional questions to confirm it is realy me, or ask for my home adress which you can write to and I will write back. This is a big problem as it is causing stress to my relationship with my girlfriend who is for obvious reasons also upset about this. Please act asap. Thanks

Goob: “Pick better passwords.”

Jagir: Is that the advice you’re seriously giving me because it sounds as if you’re mocking me.

Goob: “Your keen sense of detecting sarcasm should be taught to schoolchildren world wide.”

Jagir: LOOK, I AM NOT SEEKING COMMENTS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT CAN DONE ABOUT THIS, DO YOUR JOB…THE THING YOU GET PAID GOOD MONEY FOR AND HELP ME OUT.

Goob: “I don’t get paid that much money, unfortunately. Congratulations on
discovering the caps lock key though!”

Jagir: LOL UR FUNNY LOVE YOU TOO…and dont come back with a comment about homosexuality because you’re talking to a girl. Dont email back at all, just wanted to tel u ur a wank stain, hope u go to hell

Goob: “Thank you for reminding me how awesome it is to be me.”

I’m not quite sure where the homosexuality comment came from seeing as how I didn’t once call into question her sexual preference. Perhaps a certain somebody is a little insecure?! Maybe we’ll be able to explore this further if she ever e-mails me back!