Facebook Talk

I got this e-mail today - let’s read it together first and then go over the stupidity of it afterwards.

name: ***********
email: TGAGRO@sbgh.mb.ca
message: Hi,

I have a profile on Facebook. Since April 11, I have been unable to login. It prompts me with a message that my email/password is invalid. My fb email address is *****************. Could you check to see if my profile was tampered with or deleted? Please reactivate.

Thanks in advance,
Tanya

I didn’t edit that one bit. She honestly put her name as 11 asterisks but then signed “Tanya” at the bottom. I’m thinking Tanya would have made a great spy, she’s so slick and sly. (woo alliteration!)

But the 17 asterisks as her e-mail really had me rolling. Does she think Facebook has some all-knowing computer that can translate moronic-speak into something us rational people can read? The e-mail she included with the letter DOES have 17 characters in it, so who knows, maybe that Tanya part was intentional. Maybe she was trying to trick Facebook’s computer and keep it on it’s toes. Either way, I don’t care and I draw a small bit of happiness in knowing that Tanya is no longer on Facebook.