Many Facebook Users Are Morons
Awesome Update: Since making this post, I’ve received 28 e-mails from people asking why I won’t reinstate their Facebook account or if I’ll send them a new password for their Facebook account. Congratulations, humanity.
There’s not enough Facebook news to completely populate this site, no matter what others out there say. Call me crazy, but when Facebook announces a new set of privacy controls or the hiring of a company executive, I doubt the masses get excited. Hell, I don’t even get excited. That stuff is Boring with a capital B and I’d much rather have a root canal then try and write about it. The dentist at least gives me laughing gas. Actually, it might be fun to try and write some posts while hopped up on that stuff, but I digress.
Instead, I’ve decided to start focusing my attention on all the crazy/goofy/funny/hilarious/awesome things I find on Facebook. With so many millions of people on the site, it shouldn’t be that hard to find some crazy things they’re up to. Plus, it’ll be a hell of a lot more interesting to write about!
Also, I’ve started messing with the dozens of people who e-mail me daily looking for Facebook tech support. Despite all the times I’ve said on here that I don’t work for Facebook and my contact page saying the exact same thing, I get angry e-mails from people demanding I reactivate their accounts or take down the scandalous photos others are sharing or God knows what other stupid requests I get. So, I’m going to start posting them on here along with the replies I send back, among other things. You idiots have been warned.
lol, I run a facebook blog too. I get support emails all the time.
Even a idiot sent me a email asking me too meet him for drnks and business talk to discuss his website (facebook.com) He thought I was a Zuckerburg.
I run Facebook-Developer.net and — despite my lack of recent updates — I get CONSTANT emails from people asking the same type of crap. At first I’d reply with a simple “Facebook-Developer.net is not associated with Facebook.com.” However, the number of these types of emails grew and grew to the point where I finally just started deleting them. A few persistent people who kept messaging me got some eye-opening responses, but for the most part, I just delete them.