Archive for May, 2007

True Homies!

R U A TRUE HOMIE?!

I think I laughed at the moronicness at the ASCII below for a good 10 minutes. And yet I guarantee you I’ll see this on one of my friend’s wall sometime soon!


IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE”
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Sorry For Getting You Pregnant

There’s not better way to express your sorrow than by a public Facebook wall posting:

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_***______SORRY FOR______***_
_***_______GETTING_______***_
__***________YOU_______***___
___***_____PREGNANT___***____
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Facebook’s Pretty Girls

I know a ton of people who like to post these “chain comments” on their friend’s wall. I even do it sometimes, except I post something like what you see below on a guy’s wall, just to mess with ‘em!

YOU’VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE 15 PRETTIEST GIRLS! ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HiT, YOU HAVE TO HiT 15 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HiT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY! iF YOU BREAK THE CHAiN, YOU’LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LiKE ALL OUR iMiTATORS. SO HiT PRETTY GiRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY’RE PRETTY…*

If you get a dozen your loved!!
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Whoops

Looks like I had the permalinks to all the Facebook ASCII messed up for a little while. That should be fixed now. Enjoy.

Love Heart

Here’s yet another cool heart icon for you to post on that special someone’s wall:


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Enjoy Paranoia?!

Then you’ll love Album of the Day’s Facebook video!

Seriously, Facebook doesn’t have much more in their TOS than any other sites you are likely to sign up on. Digg, Myspace, YouTube, etc. You name it, they all have pretty much the same standard TOS. But if you’re still freaked out, well…maybe the Internet isn’t your kind of place :)

Top 5 Facebook Applications

So far, here are the top 5 Facebook Applications

1. iLike integrates the music social network and recommendation service into your profile (see my previous coverage of iLike). Adding music-based social networking to Facebook makes perfect sense, and is something they could have easily done themselves. That’s what makes the company’s Platform strategy so intriguing. Mike Arrington (over at TechCrunch) also notes the omission of Last.fm which is arguably the best-of-breed of music-based social networks.

2. Horoscopes (by RockYou!) adds twice-weeky horoscope readings to your profile.

3. The Compass (by the Washington Post) involves taking a survey that determines your political compass. The results are then displayed on your profile. It’s a fun idea, but hardly qualifies as an ‘application’.

4. Games adds multiplayer web-based games to Facebook: “Play games and meet new people in your networks! Add the Games application to get access to a constantly changing selection of fun multi-player games, all right in your browser.” Pretty obvious but neat idea that has the potential to take traffic away from dedicated web-based gaming social networks. If the games are any good that is.

5. Picnik adds basic photo editing functionality to Facebook. Considering that the social network has been reported as the largest photo-sharing site on the web, giving users the ability to re-size, crop, and enhance their photos without leaving the site is a smart move. Although again, it seems like the kind of thing Facebook should have done themselves.

[via ZDNet]

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